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lonelywerewolfgirl:

meg will marry a trashy conservative Christian who likes to draw naked ladies.

 

Colton will marry a purple actor who likes to masturbate a lot

Umm.

Wot.

(Source: missrodenss, via lonelywerewolfgirl-deactivated2)

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    “Michelle will marry a lucky kitten who likes to cry over feels” yes yes, this shall do nicely
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    Monica will marry a funny princess who likes to watch gay porn WAT
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  5. theimpaladrivingzombieassassin reblogged this from ithinkimadorable and added:
    Shana will marry a nasty princess who likes to read smutty romance novels
  6. ithinkimadorable reblogged this from sometimesiwonderif and added:
    April will marry a lucky elderly man who likes to cry over feels
  7. sometimesiwonderif reblogged this from evilsherlock and added:
    Stephanie will marry a tall dragonfly who likes to draw naked men
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  9. onlywanttobeyourequal reblogged this from louisuperwholocked and added:
    Mycroft will marry a disgusting Elvis impersonator who likes to sleep all the time and for me : “will marry a tall...
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    Benedict Cumberbatch will marry a ugly Justin Bieber fangirl who likes to eat lots of meat (poor thing) Martin Freeman...
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    Vy will marry a dying factory worker who likes to lick Asian people’s faces JAWn will marry a incestuous kitten who...
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  13. acciowhiteferret reblogged this from christinapotter09 and added:
    Aishwarya will marry a selfish conservative Christian who likes to kill gingers
  14. monmoss reblogged this from worn-whorehouse-stairs and added:
    heart_iswild will marry a shiny singing Christian who likes to murder police officers i’ll take it
  15. penguins-havethetardis reblogged this from the-apples-were-monitored and added:
    Michaela will marry a hot conservative Christian who likes to kill gingers. ^Ginger you better watch out! Lol
  16. worn-whorehouse-stairs reblogged this from ryanlochteemovedblogs and added:
    petiteberries will marry a trashy singer who likes to read picture books Dig it
  17. patheticpussy reblogged this from thelastconfessor and added:
    ***** will marry a cheating trucker who likes to collect fetish items
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  19. ellyintheskywithdiamonds reblogged this from louferrari and added:
    Elena will marry a flat chested actor who likes to kill gingers.
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  21. etak182 reblogged this from afraidofvirginiawoolf and added:
    etak182 will marry a cheating Elvis impersonator who likes to kill old dudes.
  22. shoutinghellyes reblogged this from rosenkins and added:
    sad.
  23. amebuschaos reblogged this from songsofwolves
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  25. bimxxx reblogged this from gangxbang and added:
    Tijana will marry a shiny princess who likes to play with dolls.
  26. sophienicholls reblogged this from wordstomeawhisper and added:
    Sophie will marry a famous princess who likes to draw naked ladies
  27. the-apples-were-monitored reblogged this from pennyhartzed and added:
    Ginger will marry a purple factory worker who likes to collect fetish items.
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