May 2012
rememberingsuunday:
well maybe if my parents had sent me to james k. polk i’d know how to survive school
April 2012
The Shortest Horror Story Ever
mad-angel-with-a-box:
frequency-radio:
supersonicbionic:
The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
-Frederic Brown
Oh hello, I’m the Doctor! Why did you lock yourself in a room? Bit boring, isn’t it?
And the shortest horror story ever just became a comedy.
#How fandoms ruin hipster posts
sarvel:
I searched Shia LeBeouf in soundcloud...
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So I just realized that why I love Danny Pudi so much is that he and Michael Cera look very similar.
timelordy-teganbreann:
iloveyouless:
ravens-nest:
queentimelady:
shercocklocked:
sting-like-a-tracker-jacker:
hazelgustus:
literallysame:
liam-gayne:
when you try your best but you don’t succeed
when you get what you want but not what you need
could it be worse
when you love someone
but it goes to waste
when you feel so tired but you can’t sleep
when you...
gaskarthseyebrows:
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest
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Life Analysis →
lonelywerewolfgirl:
meg will marry a trashy conservative Christian who likes to draw naked ladies.
Colton will marry a purple actor who likes to masturbate a lot
Umm.
Wot.
lonelywerewolfgirl-deactivated2 asked: YOU HAVE TO BE MY THOR
So I would love to discuss why yesterday was a...
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First, I found out that I DIDN’T fail that chem test I took last week— I got a 72% after he curved it. So first I was in a good mood because of that.
Then I went to my stats class and talked to my teacher about how I screwed up a quiz we took last week; apparently my calculator did something weird and just didn’t graph right, which cost me the whole problem, which was...
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flyingcupcakebrigade:
Hi Tumblr.
Helloooooo.
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I BET ASAMI IS A SATOMOBILE RACER.
Walmart: Let's buy 30 cash registers and only keep two open
